I follow the rules. He breaks them. Rule #1: Don’t kiss, no matter what he says about the way you eat an ice cream cone. My dream is to get a promotion at Melody Bay Animal Shelter. So my new intern should help me get the promotion, right? Shoulder some workload? Make some killer coffee? […]

How do you break-up with the perfect guy? Ophelia’s a catch. Despite her unfounded insecurities, she’s attractive, witty, and pragmatic. She wants a relationship, not a fling. Is finding a guy who is good looking, respectful, intelligent, funny, family oriented, great at board games, loves books, and has a minimum 700 credit score too much […]

A week ago, if you told me my boyfriend was cheating on me, I would have called you a liar. If you said a movie star would walk into my bakery and offer to help make my ex jealous, I would have thought you’d eaten one too many of the special brownies the old folks […]