Text Me on Tuesday

All is fair in love and texting…

Aimée Tompkins here. I’ve been trying to break into the catering world in the Big Apple for a whole year and have been hired exactly zero times.

So, when I get an email from an architecture firm offering me my dream gig, I go all-out to prepare the greatest lunch those Wall Street types have ever eaten. Everything must go smoothly.

Unfortunately, as soon as I get to the office, things go spectacularly off the rails. Apparently, I’m in violation of their crazy no perfume policy and am given new clothes that will never fit me. I’m then forced to shower in the boss’s luxurious office bathroom (seriously, it’s bigger than my apartment). 

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