September 10, 2026

A Portion of Dragon and Chips

Author: Simon Haynes
Amazon Rating: 4.1
Genre: Fantasy
Price: $2.99   $0.99 (Price may have changed. Last verified on 9/10)

Did you bring the salt?

A creaky old robot shows up in a backward, medieval kingdom, promptly triggering all-out war. It’s elves versus humans, humans versus dwarves, and pretty much everyone versus the goblins.

Now the rusty robot is being pulled from all sides by competing kingdoms. They each want a piece of him… literally.

At least there are no dragons to worry about, because they’ve been boned, filleted and barbecued to the brink of extinction. Hey, it’s their own fault for being delicious.

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