Fairy Godmothers Aren’t Cheap

If wishes were free…

No, really.

I’ve done a lot of wishing in my time: for hunky security guard James to like me back, for that cute skirt to zip all the way up, for my colleague to shut up about her amazing love life already, for my father to show up on my tenth birthday… The list goes on. And on.

But so does the bill that’s just arrived from my own personal fairy godmother.

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