Trailer Trash Road Trip

Joe Bradford swallowed the apocalypse because he mistook it for a gummy bear.

Now he can see five seconds into the future, which is just long enough to watch everything go catastrophically wrong.

Thirty-five, divorced, and drinking alone when the world ends, Joe accidentally consumes a raw Temporal Core hidden among the bar snacks. The newly awakened System rewards him with an Epic class no sane man would choose, Drunken Tantric Temporal Anomalyst, and a title he cannot argue with: Dumb Lucky Bastard.

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