Cleopatra Almost Slept Here

The Alvarez family is on the vacation of a lifetime…

If it doesn’t kill them first!

When the entire Alvarez family, including private investigator Lee Alvarez and the rest of the members of the family’s P.I. business, Discretionary Inquiries, Inc., is offered a once-in-a-lifetime chance to volunteer on an archaeological dig, they’re airborne in hours. It’s billed as “a nice, relaxing family vacation”, all they have to do is identify Cleopatra’s mother! But they’ve barely landed in Cairo when someone tries to run their van off the road.

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