The Billionth of a Billionth of a Second

The universe has no manager. But it does have a massive property dispute.

Following the legally questionable events at Area 51, the universe’s favorite horizontally resting Martian, Xylar-7, wants nothing more than to watch classic Earth cartoons and analyze the physics of Bugs Bunny. But his existential vacation is cut short when his debt-ridden companion, Gorak, storms into the living room with a catastrophic bureaucratic update: Someone has legally claimed the entire surface area of Mars.

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