May 25, 2026

The Malfunction

 Author: Orval Wax
Amazon Rating: 4.5
Genre: Science Fiction
Price: $2.99   FREE (Price may have changed. Last verified on 5/25)

It was only supposed to be a simple intelligence boost – a routine procedure to make the lovebot better company outside of the bedroom.

And then something went wrong.

Whether it was through mathematical probability, or divine intervention, Lance the LUV U-69 amorous companion droid has accidentally been downloaded with enough brainpower and free will to crack open the lid on a very dangerous can of worms.

Available on: